Monkey Thought Translator

There's a movie called "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs". It's a great movie about an inventor. He has a pet monkey and one of the inventions is a Monkey Thought Translator. You cant imagine how many times we wished we had a Vash Thought Translator. What did he think about the car? Was it a magical experience to sit in the car seat and suddenly be some where else? What about the toys that make noise? Did he think they were alive? Were the stuffed animals real animals? And the TV. Did he wonder about the magic box on the wall that contained tiny singing cartoon characters? What did he think about solids? And when did he figure out what packages contained cookies and chocolate VS. vegetables or meat? What about the microwave or the oven? Something goes it yucky and comes out yummy. Is that magic? I don't think we'll ever forget those bright interested eyes. (Heck, they're still bright and interested.) Or his curious and observant expressions. But now that he's learning to speak, I guess we wont need a Vash Thought Translator. (We will however still put in an order for a Rhyla Thought Translator. *Joke*)